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Korsakoff

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Sean bienvenidos al hilo en el que ahondaremos en los más profundos recovecos de su personalidad. 

Gracias al poder de la internet y sus incontables vericuetos, sacaremos a la luz su yo, superyo y ello, y les pondremos a bailar un chotis. Amén de otras características de su personalidad que probablemente jamás admitiría en público, o que nunca hubiera pensado que fueran parte indivisible de su integridad como ente consciente.

Las reglas son sencillas:

- Herr Doktor Korsakoff pondrá un test periódicamente. Téngase en cuenta que "periódicamente" en un contexto de realidad cuántica es similar a decir "cuando menos se espera".

- Vusarcedes realizan el test en activo (el último añadido en este hilo) y postean los resultados.

- Herr Doktor vota positivamente a los sujetos experimentales que comparten su miseria de esta forma.


Y resuelta la mecánica del hilo, procedo a indigno dobleposteo para pasar de bicun a bocachancla de forma épica.


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Ahora, ciérrame.

Korsakoff

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¿Que tipo de pony eres? Puedes descubrirlo con este fantástico test.

Si tu nivel de inglés no supera las 4 sentencias mágicas (Yes, no, another one, how much?), recuerda que google es tu amigo aunque le de tus datos a la NSA.





Yo soy FLUTTERSHY


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Ahora, ciérrame.

Baquevory

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Paso de hacer el test, pero tengo mis razones para creer que saldría Pinkie Pie.

Korsakoff

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Por cierto, se regalan votos negativos a los reticentes mad


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Ahora, ciérrame.

Ascen

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Shioku

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Tato

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 WTF?




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Bellota

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Mu rico, y que mas da un pony que otro??

Korsakoff

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Son muy distintos. El tuyo y el de Ascen tiene un cuerno. Es un ponycornio.

Eres un ponycornio.
:pony2: 


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Ahora, ciérrame.

Baquevory

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En realidad los únicos ponys como tal son Applejack y Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy y Rainbow Dash son pegasos y los otros dos unicornios. Sí, por gay que suene me he visto más de un capítulo de esa serie xDD, y tampoco me entusiasma mucho (de hecho me parece que está muy sobrevalorada), pero desde luego tiene un argumento más complejo y unos personajes más profundos que muchos animes actuales Rolling Eyes

Korsakoff

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@Baquevory escribió:En realidad los únicos ponys como tal son Applejack y Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy y Rainbow Dash son pegasos y los otros dos unicornios. Sí, por gay que suene me he visto más de un capítulo de esa serie xDD, y tampoco me entusiasma mucho (de hecho me parece que está muy sobrevalorada), pero desde luego tiene un argumento más complejo y unos personajes más profundos que muchos animes actuales Rolling Eyes

No se como votarte este post.

Tiraré 1d6, 4+ voto positivo, 3-, negativo.


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Ahora, ciérrame.

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El miembro 'Korsakoff' ha efectuado la acción siguiente: Tirada de dados

'D6' : 5

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Krysthy

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No conozco a los ponys estos pero como es una movida mental de Korsakoff me apunto a lo loco, sin reflexionar ni un segundo en lo que estoy haciendo o cómo puedo estar exponiendo ante él mi subconsciente.

Soy...



esto que significa doctor, que soy raruna??

viktorkrumluisunoss

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¿Esto es para elegir tu pony waifu o qué?


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― Terry Pratchett
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Krysthy

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Puff, te ha salido el de Korsakof, que miedito, como seas igual que él no se si podremos sobrevivir a dos. bounce

Korsakoff

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Ahora que sabemos que pony somos, y que nos repetimos, ahondemos aun más en la psique para ver si aparecen diferencias entre unos y otros.


 

¿Que personaje del D&D serías? Interesante test sobre tu alter ego en el plano del Hack&Slash.


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Yo soy:

True Neutral Human Rogue (5th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 14


Moar datos:

Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Rogues- Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8 )

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8 )
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8 )
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Barbarian - (-6)
Bard ------ (0)
Cleric ---- (-2)
Druid ----- (-4)
Fighter --- XX (2)
Monk ------ (-25)
Paladin --- (-25)
Ranger ---- XXXX (4)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Sorcerer -- XX (2)
Wizard ---- XX (2)



¡Apasionante!

P.D.: Podríamos de jugar una partida y todo.


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Ahora, ciérrame.

viktorkrumluisunoss

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Lawful Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 10
Charisma- 10

 
cosas:
Alignment:
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8 )

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8 )
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - (-21)
Bard ------ (-25)
Cleric ---- XXXX (4)
Druid ----- (-2)
Fighter --- (0)
Monk ------ (-4)
Paladin --- (-23)
Ranger ---- (-2)
Rogue ----- (0)
Sorcerer -- XX (2)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXX (8 )


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“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...” 
― Terry Pratchett
Erwin Motherfucking Schrödinger:
http://azure-zone.foroactivo.com/

Ascen

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Neutral Good Human Ranger (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 13

Movidas:
Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Rangers- Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.





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<b>I Am A:</b> Neutral Good Human Ranger (2nd Level)
<br><br><u>Ability Scores:</u><br>
<b>Strength-</b>12<br>
<b>Dexterity-</b>13<br>
<b>Constitution-</b>14<br>
<b>Intelligence-</b>15<br>
<b>Wisdom-</b>13<br>
<b>Charisma-</b>13
<br><br><u>Alignment:</u><br><b>Neutral Good</b> A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.<br>
<br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Humans</b> are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
<br><br><u>Class:</u><br><b>Rangers</b> are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
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Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (Cool
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (Cool
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (Cool
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Barbarian - (0)
Bard ------ (0)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- XXXX (4)
Fighter --- (0)
Monk ------ (-21)
Paladin --- (-17)
Ranger ---- XXXXXX (6)
Rogue ----- (-Cool
Sorcerer -- (0)
Wizard ---- (0)



Shioku

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You Are A:

Lawful Neutral Human Rogue (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10

Moar:
Alignment:
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Rogues- Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.




Detailed Results:


Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXX (4)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXX (Cool
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (Cool
Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (Cool
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (Cool
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - (-27)
Bard ------ (-17)
Cleric ---- XX (2)
Druid ----- XX (2)
Fighter --- (-4)
Monk ------ (-4)
Paladin --- (-15)
Ranger ---- XXXX (4)
Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6)
Sorcerer -- (-4)
Wizard ---- (-6)



 

 

Bellota

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Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (12th Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 18
Wisdom- 18
Charisma- 17

Korsakoff

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Nuevo test, esta vez, de Pensamiento Lateral.



Hasta que no se resuelven 15, no da la opción a ver las respuestas. 

A tener en cuenta:

- Si no pones la respuesta exacta (tildes incluidas) te comes un mojón.
- Hay alguna pregunta que ni con respuesta entiendo a que carajo viene.
- Hay varias preguntas que podrían tener otras respuestas, pero es lo que hay.

Deliciosamente frustrante.


Mis resultados: 14, y penando.

 Más 5 que no me ha pillado por no poner exactamente la respuesta, o por innovar lateralmente. alamierda 


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Ahora, ciérrame.

-Ark@Dy-

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Buenos días yeah.

Impresionante

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Korsakoff

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@Korsakoff escribió:Por cierto, se regalan votos negativos a los reticentes mad


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Ahora, ciérrame.

Krysthy

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Mi resultado: 13, que mierda Razz

Saku

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Despues de unas tres horas o quizá mas dandole vueltas y mas vueltas he llegado a las 15, como me salía humo de la cabeza, he destapado las demás respuestas xDD

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